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Instruction Manual

How to Clean Your House (Satirical Edition)
ID 500055
Slug instruction-manual-yhs-boon
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Author : Y.H.S. Boon
Annotation
Description Are you exhausted from chasing the impossible dream of a spotless home? Have you scrubbed, dusted, and decluttered your way to the edge of sanity, only to watch the mess return with a vengeance? It’s time to accept the truth: the mess always wins. But that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun along the way.<br /> <br /> In this hilariously honest and delightfully irreverent guide, you’ll discover the true art of cleaning—not the kind that leaves your home sparkling, but the kind that lets you get by with the least effort possible while still maintaining the illusion of order. From pretending to dust to strategically hiding clutter before guests arrive, this book will show you how to embrace the chaos and survive the never-ending battle against dirt, grime, and laundry that multiplies like a colony of rabbits.<br /> <br /> Whether you’re looking for quick fixes, philosophical insights into the nature of dust, or just a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, this is the guide for anyone who’s ever stared at a pile of laundry and thought, “Maybe if I ignore it, it will go away.”<br /> <br /> Because, let’s face it: perfection is a myth, but a happy, messy home? That’s something we can all achieve.<br /> <br /> Welcome to this Tao of Tidiness—where the mess is inevitable, but the laughter never stops.
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Subjects
372 Humor NUR
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Publisher Pumbo.nl
Imprint
Language eng
Page count 154
Duration
Publication date first 2024-10-05
Publication date latest 2024-10-05
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  • ISBN: 9789465112596 (BC)

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