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Noah Can't Even

ID 348690
Slug noah-cant-even-simon-james-green
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Description Poor Noah Grimes! His dad disappeared years ago, his mother's Beyonce tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran isn't herself anymore. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is...Well, it's pure HELL. Why can't Noah be normal, like everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone - maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely - he'd be seen in a different light? But Noah's plans for romance are derailed when Harry kisses him at a party. That's when things go from bad to worse utter chaos.
Bestseller 60
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Publisher Scholastic
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Language eng
Page count 365
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Publication date latest 2017-05-04
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