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Princess beard

ID 369062
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Description <b><b>This princess can shave herself!</b>&#160;The hilarious bestselling authors of <i>Kill the Farm Boy </i>and <i>No Country for Old Gnomes </i>are back with a new adventure in the irreverent world of Pell.</b><br><br> Once upon a time, a princess slept in a magical tower cloaked in thorns and roses.&#160;<br><br> When she woke, she found no Prince Charming, only a surfeit of hair and grotesquely long fingernails&mdash;which was, honestly, better than some creep who acted without consent. She cut off her long braids and used them to escape. But she kept the beard because it made a great disguise.<br><br> This is not a story about finding true love&rsquo;s kiss&mdash;it's a story about finding yourself. On a pirate ship. Where you belong.<br><br> But these are no ordinary pirates aboard <i>The Puffy Peach</i>, serving under Filthy Lucre, the one-eyed parrot pirate captain. First there&rsquo;s Vic, a swole and misogynistic centaur on a mission to expunge himself of the magic that causes him to conjure tea and dainty cupcakes in response to stress. Then there&rsquo;s Tempest, who&rsquo;s determined to become the first dryad lawyer&mdash;preferably before she takes her ultimate form as a man-eating tree. They&rsquo;re joined by Alobartalus, an awkward and unelfly elf who longs to meet his hero, the Sn&rsquo;archivist who is said to take dictation directly from the gods of Pell. Throw in some mystery meat and a dastardly capitalist plot, and you&rsquo;ve got one Pell of an adventure on the high seas!<br><br> In this new escapade set in the magical land of Pell, Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne lovingly skewer the tropes of fairy tales and create a new kind of fantasy: generous, gently humorous, and inclusive. There might also be otters.
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334 Fantasy NUR
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Publisher Ballantine
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Language eng
Page count 384
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Publication date first 2019-10-08
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  • ISBN: 9781524797805 (BB)

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